Showing posts with label Funny Kid Stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Kid Stories. Show all posts

Thursday, April 18, 2013

The Many Hats a Teacher Wears

When you think of a teacher you might think to yourself something like this:  "Oh, a teacher is someone who prepares lessons and teaches students what they need to know."  While that is true, a teacher juggles so much more than that.  We are constantly "wearing different hats" so to speak and are sometimes even wearing multiple hats at one time. 

Let me share with you some of the roles of a teacher:

We are Teachers:  We plan multiple lessons a day (in Elementary School that is) that will be interesting and engaging to students so that they will want to pay attention and participate and will therefore learn all of the standards that they need to learn in any given school year.

We are Tutors:  We tutor those student who are struggling one on one during our prep time or any other spare moment that we have during the day. 

We are Cheerleaders:  We are constantly cheering our students on!  We tell them that they are good enough, they are smart enough, they are strong enough.  We tell them that they CAN figure out the answer and they CAN do hard things.  When they get frustrated with themselves or down we are the ones to see that and to figure out how to bring them back up. 

We are Boy Scouts:  We are always prepared.  When a students shoe falls apart and hey don't have another pair we get out the hot glue gun and glue it back together.  We have the epi-pen (and have been trained on how to use it) for the student who has peanut allergies and we have candies in the cupboard for the student who is diabetic.  We have snacks in the cupboard for the student who comes in crying because they didn't have time to eat breakfast.

We are Event Coordinators:  We plan field trips, and schedule the buses.  We put on programs and plays for the parents.  W plan parties for holidays and other fun days to break up the normal daily routine every once in a while.

We are a Friend:  We go and talk to the the lonely kid on the playground and we listen to the many stories that students are so eager to share with us.  We give hugs to the students who can't help but give them to us.  We remember to ask the students how their soccer game went or if they had fun on their trip.  We write back to them in their journals and let them know that we care.   

We are Nurses:  We respond to multiple comments a day about aches and pains.  "Go get a drink and go to the bathroom and see how you feel after that" are words spoken on an almost daily basis. Or "Go to lunch and eat and see how you feel after that."  We see the pale faces and know when vomit is coming.  If we are lucky we make it there with the garbage can right in time and if we aren't then we divert the class so that the student doesn't feel bad and that the mess can be cleaned up.  We inform students that ice will help their sore knee and that they don't need to call their mom. We confirm that a student has allergies and not pink eye or that they have pink eye an they need to go home so that they don't spread it to the whole class.

We are the protector of a band aid stash:  As a second grade teacher I would probably go through a thousand band-aids a year if I didn't protect my valuable stash.  One of my personal favorites was "The blood is way in there but it is going to come out" my response as it usually is was "You don't need a band aid for that."  It is also common for student to point out a speck of blood that is not even visible and say that they need a band-aid.  Sorry, you're not fooling me.  Scabs that have been picked off, scraped knees and elbows, skin cut by scissors or other such injuries where I can see blood are granted one of my band-aids.  I would hate to see what types of injuries would "need" a band aid if I actually had fun band-aids.  I just have generic tan colored ones from the school nurse. 

We are a Parent Helper:  We reinforce manners, respect, and responsibility.  We remind students to wash their hands before lunch and we tell them that they have to wear their coats when it is cold outside.  We ask them to clean up their messes, to share, and to be kind.  When they make mistakes we lovingly ask them why they were doing what they were doing and how they could make a better choice the next time.

We are Master Manipulators:  Making 28 7 and 8  year olds do what they are supposed to be doing including sitting quietly, participating, working in groups, walking quietly in hallways etc. takes serious manipulating skills.  Positive praise usually works wonders when wearing this hat of Master Manipulator. 

We are comedians:  When things are too serious it falls to the teacher to be the comedian and lighten the mood.  Not only that, but being a comedian (when appropriate) can be a great way to strengthen your relationship with your students. 

We are detectives:  We know where to look for the missing backpack or the missing jacket.  We can always find the missing notebook in the deep dark depth of a student desk.

We are Zoo Keepers:  When students have been locked inside for a whole month because of freezing temperatures and bad air quality and haven't had the opportunity to run around or get fresh air they turn into animals.  They run in the classroom and wrestle on the back carpet the teacher is therefore the Zoo Keeper who is unfortunately in the cage with all the animals. Somehow we tame them.

Last but not least WE ARE HUMAN.  We are not perfect.  We make mistakes.  There are times when we loose our patience or get mad.  There are times when we fail to plan perfectly, or things don't go just right.  But despite our imperfections, we wear our many hats every day, switching them on and off and often wearing more than one and sometimes more than two.  We do our best to love our students for who they are, to help them to progress and to learn and to make our classroom a place where they will always feel safe.  We hurt when we see that they hurt and we celebrate with them when they succeed.

We never know what a day will bring, every day is different.  It's a job that keeps you on your toes, reminds you what's really important in life, and brings lots of smiles and occasional tears.  I'm am so lucky to be a part of the profession of many hats! I hope and pray that I am making a difference for the students I feel so lucky to call my own!     

Thursday, February 16, 2012

More Lovin...

Today during math time the students were working independently on some double digit subtraction. I pulled ove some kids who I knew were struggling and went over some probems with them to make sure I knew they understood, then I pulled over a student who has a difficult time focusing and doing his work. I had him sit right next to me in my big chair and we just worked through some problems. Once I could tell that he had gotten it I told him to go ahead and head back to his seat. Before he went this is the conversation we had:

Student: "Teacher, I need to tell you something."
Me: "o.k., what?"
Student: Motions for me to lean down so he can whisper it in my ear
Student: You're Beautiful
Me: Thank you

Alright, now if I could get some boys my own age to think the same thing then I might be on the right track : ) Thank you to my 8 year old student though, you made me smile : )

It's all about the little things folks, it's all about the little things! This moment, along with playing football at recess with some boys and just seeing how happy and excited they were had to have been some of the high points of today. That and sitting in my roommates car with her, eating ice cream cones. Or the fact that I am about to walk to institute on this fine winter evening. No matter how busy or stressful life can sometimes get, when you look for the good in life...you find it!

Much love,
Miss Paul

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Voiceless Hundredth Day

Alright, so yesterday my voice was a bit weird but it was all good. This morning I woke up and I couldn't even speak! Now this causes a little bit of a dilemma for an elementary school teacher. Let's just say I normally do a lot of talking every day. I highly considered getting a sub as I was driving to school this morning, but I'm too stubborn and it was the hundredth day of school and we had lots of fun things planned that I did not want to miss. So I wrote lots of directions and tried to get out some words or some whispers here and there. Somehow I made it through the day!

Some of the kids made me laugh.

Yesterday I taught my kids about characteristics of a god citizen (one of them being compassion). Today I was at the front by one of my kids desks and he looked at me and just said "I have compassion". He was referring to the fact that he had compassion for me because I couldn't speak.

Towards the end of the day I was talking (or attempting to) to one of my students and trying to get him to do his work. I had been doing this throughout the day with him, but for some reason this particular time he stopped me and said "you're sounding different". I had to laugh. Yes my friend I was sounding quite different all day.

If this voice doesn't decide to rejoin me by the morning, I might just have to go in ad write sub plans :( I will keep my fingers crossed, maybe that will work.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Funny Day of Guided Reading

One of the greatest things about teaching is that the kids make me smile and laugh every day!

On Friday the funniness began during guided reading:

I have a really neat headband that I started wearing during guided reading. I wear it as a reminder to the students that they are not allowed to talk to me. I take it off in between each group so that students can ask questions if they need to.



On Friday one of the boys from one of the groups said "that is weird." Another little boy quickly responded "I think it is cute."

We read a book called Moving Day on Friday. Before we read we talked about what it might be like to move. The same little boy who thought my headband was cute said "My mom moved around a lot, and that is how she found my dad. If she hadn't moved around so much I wouldn't have my dad". Um...you wouldn't be around either sweet little boy : )

During a different guided reading group in which we were reading a book about safety I all of a sudden hear a little girl say "Oh, that is what I have been doing wrong. I have been wearing too slippery of shoes when I have been riding my brother's skateboard." She was reading about skateboard safety. Oh the things you learn in Guided Reading.

One more story...

This one doesn't have to do with guided reading, but I am telling it anyways. On Friday we were working with coins. I gave my students an amount of money for example 32cents. I had them write down on their white boards all the different combinations of coins they could use to make 32 cents.

On one of them the students were having a little bit of a hard time. I told them that I already had 12 ways and that I was definitely going to win. I then gave them a hint about how they might be able to think of more combinations. One of my highest boys said "oh! She just gave away soo many answers!" That's the point buddy, glad to have helped you out : )

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Greatness

O.k. so when you are a teacher sometimes you get some petty cool stuff! Check this out, a key chain made by YES one of my boys! Love it! And a tangled ring given to me by one of my girls :)




Also, funny story:
I have a bingo board that I let the best girl and the best boy from each day put their name on. This morning the boy from yesterday came in and the first thing he said to me was "I know which square I want my name in" I asked him which square, he said "I1". He then turned to his neighbor and said: "get it? I1, like I won!" It didn't matter to him that the winner is actually the person whose square coordinates is drawn out of a bag. I almost want to rig the drawing this next week and make sure that I1 wins! This little boy would be absolutely ecstatic!

Life's good! Dressing up as an old lady tomorrow to introduce a writing assignment about being 100 years old. Don't worry, pictures and my lesson ideas will follow : )

Friday, January 6, 2012

The Things They Say!

Today I was teaching guided readng. I had four boys from other classes. Wile they were reading a girl from my class came up and asked if I wuld put her hair clip back in for her. As I did so one of the boys was watching. When I turned back to the boy he asked "are you a mom yet?" I told him that I wasn't, I wasn't even married yet. He then said "So have you found someone?". Haha, I LOVE working with kids and I love the things they say!

Susan, if you are reading this, yes it was one of your students and you can probably guess which one : )

Life is good!

Miss Paul

Saturday, December 3, 2011

My Two Front Teeth

Yesterday I was teaching one of the other second grade classes, they were doing an art project so I told them that if they could work quietly I would put on Christmas music. The song "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" came on. I was up at the front of the room and one of the girls in the class came up to me and tapped me, she said with a big smile on her face, "Miss Paul, I really do want my two front teeth". How darling is that? To that little girl, I hope you get your two front teeth for Christmas : )

12 and a half school days left until Christmas break! Don't get me wrong I love these kids, but a Christmas break is going to be fantastic : )

Now to get to all that work I need to do on this fine Saturday afternoon...

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Need a Laugh?

O.k. so if you are in need of a laugh this may help. In my classroom we have concern and compliment jars where the students can write compliments about their classmates and concerns about things that ar going on in class. We read them on Mondays at our class meetings. One day after school last week I was reading the complients. I pulled out this one and laughed out loud: "What is Rylee made of? Sugar and spice and everything nice." Kids - you gotta love them! Hope this made you laugh, it certainly made me laugh : )